Julia Stiles as Kat: I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick --
It even makes me rhyme.
*SIGH* I hate it.. I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh --
*CHOKING UP ON WORDS* Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call.
*SNIFFLE* But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you --
Not even close, *SMALL SIGH* not even a little bit, not even at all.
*RUNS OUT OF CLASSROOM*
Allison Janney as Ms. Perky: People perceive you as somewhat...
Ms. Perky: Heinous bitch is the term used most often.
Larisa Oleynik as Bianca Stratford: Aha! Black panties!
as Cameron: What does that tell us?
Bianca: She wants to have sex someday, that's what.
She...she could just like the color.
Bianca: You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it.
(Such a classic!)
Cameron: You know, just cause you're beautiful, that doesn't mean you can treat
people like they don't matter.
Heath Ledger as Patrick Verona: I told you, you may have a concussion.
as Katarina Stratford: You don't care if I never wake up.
Patrick: Sure I do!
Patrick: Well, then because I'd have to start taking out girls who actually like me. Kat: Like you could
Patrick: Oh, see that there! Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?
Joey - Uh, Mr. Morgan, is there any chance we can get Kat to take her Midol before she comes
Mr. Morgan - Some day, you're going to get bitch slapped and I'm not going to do a thing to stop it (turns
to Kat) And Kat, I want to thank you for your point of view, I know how difficult it must be for you to over come
all those years of upper middle class oppression, it must be tough, but the next time you storm the PTA crusading for better
lunch meat or whatever you white girls complain about, ask them why they can't buy a book written by a black man.
Bob Marley Wannabes - That's right MON!
Mr. Morgan - Don't even get me started on you two.