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My favorite quotes from "10 Things I Hate About You" (1999). Have fun and enjoy a good laugh!

(Bianca punches Joey in the nose)
Joey - Shit Bianca! I'm shooting a nose spray ad tomorrow!
Bianca - That's for making my date bleed.
(She hits him again)
Bianca - That's for my sister
(She knees him in the groin)
Bianca - And that...that's for me! (Bastard TOTALLY deserved it!)

Katarina - How'd you get a tux at the last minute?
Patrick - Just something I had, you know. Lying around. Where'd you get the dress?
Katarina - Just something I had, you know. Lying around.

Bianca - Aha! Black panties.
Cameron - What does that tell us?
Bianca - She wants to have sex some day that's what.
Cameron - She..she..she could just like the color.
Bianca - You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it.
Cameron - Oh. So.. uh... can I see your room?
Bianca - No! (pause) A girl's room is very personal.

Mr. Morgan – Yes, Miss I have an opinion about everything?
Katarina - Do you want this in Iambic Pentameter?
Mr. Morgan - You're not going to fight me on this?
Katarina - No, I think it's a really good assignment.
Mr. Morgan - You're just messing with me aren't you?
Katarina - No I'm really looking forward to writing it.
Mr. Morgan - Get out of my class!
Katarina - What?
Mr. Morgan - Out, get out!
Joey - Thanks Mr. Morgan.

Mr. Morgan - Shut up. (*Starts to laugh hysterically*... What? Oh, hello! I'm ok!... I think!)

Patrick - You're not afraid of me are you?
Katarina - Afraid of you? Why would I be afraid of you?
Patrick - Well most people are.
Katarina - Well I'm not
Patrick - Well maybe you're not afraid of me, but I'm sure you've thought of me naked (wink)
Katarina - (sarcastically) Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby. (*starts laughing again...* Teeheehee. I blame the ice tea... That ryhmes! SCARY! LOL)

Bianca - Did you just maim Joey's car?
Katarina - Yeah, looks like you're going to have to take the bus
Bianca - Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention?
(Kat just walks away)
Bianca - Daddy! (Joey deserved that. *starts laughing yet again* Really, that mango ice tea from Trader Joes is addictive, tastes really good but makes me hyper!)

Mr. Stratford - Hello Katarina, make anyone cry today?
Katarina - Sadly, no, but it's only 4:30.

Chastity - I know you can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?

Bianca - (pauses) I think you can in Europe.

Chastity - (nods)

Julia Stiles as Kat: I hate the way you talk to me

And the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car.

I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots

And the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick --

It even makes me rhyme.

*SIGH* I hate it.. I hate the way you're always right.

I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh --

*CHOKING UP ON WORDS* Even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when you're not around

And the fact that you didn't call.

*SNIFFLE* But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you --

Not even close, *SMALL SIGH* not even a little bit, not even at all.

*RUNS OUT OF CLASSROOM*

Allison Janney as Ms. Perky: People perceive you as somewhat...
Kat: Tempeturous?
Ms. Perky: Heinous bitch is the term used most often.

Larisa Oleynik as Bianca Stratford: Aha! Black panties!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Cameron: What does that tell us?
Bianca: She wants to have sex someday, that's what.
Cameron: She...she could just like the color.
Bianca: You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it. (Such a classic!)

Cameron: You know, just cause you're beautiful, that doesn't mean you can treat people like they don't matter.

Heath Ledger as Patrick Verona: I told you, you may have a concussion.
Julia Stiles as Katarina Stratford: You don't care if I never wake up.
Patrick: Sure I do!
Kat: Why?
Patrick: Well, then because I'd have to start taking out girls who actually like me. Kat: Like you could find one.
Patrick: Oh, see that there! Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?

Joey - Uh, Mr. Morgan, is there any chance we can get Kat to take her Midol before she comes to class?
Mr. Morgan - Some day, you're going to get bitch slapped and I'm not going to do a thing to stop it (turns to Kat) And Kat, I want to thank you for your point of view, I know how difficult it must be for you to over come all those years of upper middle class oppression, it must be tough, but the next time you storm the PTA crusading for better lunch meat or whatever you white girls complain about, ask them why they can't buy a book written by a black man.
White Bob Marley Wannabes - That's right MON!
Mr. Morgan - Don't even get me started on you two.

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