Here are some random quotes I got from someone's fanfiction profile...I dont know the episodes but
I still like 'em!
Abbie Carmichael: I have a solution that will make
us all happy.
Jack McCoy: What's that?
Abbie Carmichael: No deals for anybody. Let's
hang 'em all.
Abbie Carmichael: Spare me the violins...
Abbie Carmichael: Gentlemen if we could just lower the level of testosterone...a little bit.
Abbie Carmichael: It's a suicide, it's an accident, it's a breath mint. This guy gives me a
And of course, here are some quotes from Crossing Jordan... Not sure of
the episodes either... Sorry!
Det. Cruz: You and I are on the same street, you
know. Just different sides.
Jordan Cavanaugh: That doesn't make us pals. So far - not a big fan.
Cruz: Don't worry. I grow on people.
Jordan Cavanaugh: So does fungus.
Jordan Cavanaugh: Look... You guys get along. I need you to talk to him.
Hoyt: He pulled a gun on me!
Jordan Cavanaugh: That's bonding for him. He feels comfortable
Woody Hoyt: He said he was going to shoot me!
Jordan Cavanaugh: You see...
You guys are closer than I thought.
Someone I know had these in her fanfiction profile...
(In Harm's office as he is getting ready to leave JAG)
Mac: "Did you
think you'd sneak away without saying goodbye?"
Harm: "Why goodbye and not good luck."
"Didn't I say that to you when I was stupid enough to leave JAG?"
Harm: "Yes, you did."
"You said you were happy for me."
Harm: "That's different you were in love."
"And you're not?"
Harm: "What does love have to do with anything?"
(Wiping tears from her face)
Mac: "Want me to water your plants for you?"
"I don't have any plants."
Mac: "I have so much I want to say to you, I just can't find the words."
"I know." (They hug.)
Mac: "Damn you, why am I the only one crying?"
Harm: (Looking directly into her eyes.) "Every time you put on that uniform
he'll be there, every tray of martinis that passes will smell like him, every time a man tells you you're worth something
you push him away."
Harm: "Oh, I know that look. Not a good look. I've
seen that look before."
Mac: "Is it that obvious?"
Harm: "Never play strip poker."
Here are some quotes from Charmed. Like the others they are from
someone's fanfiction profile so I dont even know where they are from... Dont sue me!
Phoebe: No. According to the Book Of
Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch, named Melinda Warren.
Piper: And we have a cousin who's a
drunk, an aunt who's manic, and a father who's invisible.
Paige: You used
to be a demon *and* a lawyer?
[A spell that allows
a witch to hear the thoughts of others has backfired, causing the sisters to hear each other's thoughts, too]
Yeah, next time get your own damn lipstick.
Prue: I heard that.
Piper: I love you.
Prue: Bite me.
Phoebe: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You, Leo,
last night, dish.
Piper: Um, well, it was nice. It was... well, it was wonderful. We just had a few problems.
Prue: What problems?
Piper: Well, it's been
a while since, you know, I-I was a little nervous, and I kinda kept freezing him.
Prue: Piper, you didn't?
Piper: I didn't mean to... the first time.
Oh. You're assuming because I'm not tall, tattooed, or big-breasted that I'm not important. That's a bad assumption because
I own this club, which makes me a V.V.V.I.P.
Piper: Oh, you know what?
She's getting angry. And our powers don't work so good when we're angry.
Mitzy: We've got them now.
Yeah, you've got us now so why don't you blow us up?
Phoebe: Piper, death bad, life good.
Paige: Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit the broadside of a beauty parlour. Check out
that dye job.
[The sisters gasp]
Mabel: How dare you!
[Mabel blows up the doors]
Same person had this in her fanfiction.net
Kat: I realize that the men of this fine institution
are severely lacking, but killing yourself so you can be with William Shakespeare is beyond the scope of normal teenage obsessions.
You're venturing far past daytime talk show fodder and entering the world of those who need very expensive therapy.
But imagine the things he'd say during sex